Kanye Has Not Tweeted In 13 Hours; The Apocalypse is Here

6 Aug

"Ready for the w00ds LOL"

WHERE HAS KANYE GONE!?!?!?!?!?

His last post was more than 13 hours ago.  A few simple mathematical calculations show that on average no more than 15.7 seconds go by without a tweet from Mr. West — but all of a sudden he’s gone dark.  Our sources snapped the above picture just minutes ago, leading us to believe that he may be leaving for an impromptu camping trip. 

In the mean time we have some Kanye tweet predictions:

  • “They’re sweatin’ me so hard I’m sponsored by Right Guard”
  • “I’m so fly Delta wants a merger”
  • “My wrists is froze 24/7, I’m a fuckin’ polar bear”
  • I LOVE CAMPING SO MUCH ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG THERE ARE SO MANY WOODS HERE EVEN TIGER STOPPED BY.  
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