Somebody Needs to Get Joe Biden a Rap Contract

6 Aug

Look…we know he’s already the Vice President of the United States so he’s automatically kind of a G, but we just found out thanks to some exclusive Gawker pics that Joseph “They Call me Baller” Biden has been spending his weekends chillin in the Hamptons. Somebody’s gotta get this guy a rap contract already. He hangs out on the beach drinkin’ 40s all day, spends quality time with Bono, and he looks like a boss wearing the classic Rick Ross style aviators.  I just gained a LOT of respect for Mr. Biden, and I’ll be waiting for the day that his first single “VP of Booty Meat” drops.

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