BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: Kanye Hits 500,000 Twitter Followers

7 Aug

Congratulations Mr. Kanye West on the accomplishment of a lifetime. Unfortunately, this only makes you the 381st most followed person on Twitter, right ahead of Ciara (see rumors about her potentially being a man) and behind BBC Breaking News (okay they’re kinda legit).  The sad part though is that the following people actually have MORE followers than you do:

  • Pee-Wee Herman (502,799 — that’s just fucking sad)
  • Asteroid Watch (712,835)
  • Soulja Boy (2,245,866)
  • Whole Foods Markets (1,789,362 — who gives a shit about Whole Foods)

Who holds the number one spot? Britney Spears — with more than 5 million followers.  Looks like you’ve got a ways to go Kanye but your growth rate isn’t too shabby consider you joined about two weeks ago.  Then again, we don’t exactly have the right to hate.

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