Kim Kardashian Horny; Signs up for Online Dating Sites

5 Oct


Kardashian’s people have come forth with big news today: She’s single and ready to mingle. Since breaking up with boyfriend Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin and moving to NYC for her new TV show (likely to succeed because her and her sisters are really hot), it seems like Ms. Kardashian has been looking for some new man meat.  In an interview with Ryan Seacrest this week she claimed, “I’d be down for some hookups…Everyone is now trying to hook me up…In a way, since I hate meeting new people and I hate that first-dating thing, it’s kind of reassuring to know, Okay, this person knows them, so maybe they’re normal.” So, we learned two things today: Kim hates meeting new people and has a remarkably well-shaped behind.

More surprising is the news that Kimmy has signed up for popular online dating website Match.com under the display name “xxihatemeetingnewpeoplexxbutihaveastellarass69cutiexx”.  Apparently, the website saw an extreme hike in traffic as all of the creepy guys in New York City who thought even they were too creepy for online dating have now signed up. One of the men, better known on Match by his username “youknowwhattheysayaboutbigfeet” is reportedly the first guy to have interacted with Kim on the site.

We’re not sure what’s weirder. This whole Kardashian fiasco, or the fact that this is on CNN Entertainment’s front page:

Seems like everyone is really damn horny today.  You know something’s up when Betty White is getting more ass than you are.

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2 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Horny; Signs up for Online Dating Sites”

  1. NVR October 6, 2010 at 6:23 am #

    WTR IS BACK! (?)

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