Teach Me To Dougie Translated

17 Oct

Original lyrics:

They be like smoove (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
Cause all da bitches love me (aye)
All I need is a beat that’s super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gona be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?
Aint nobody fuckin wit my bro from morningside
He go by bubba and he hit dat dance wit thunder
I aint from dallas but I d-town boogie
I show my moves off and everybody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and ima do me (all day)
Ni**** love to hate so they try to shoot me
Bitches be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it start to boomin
Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it
Teach me how to dougie,
T-T-T-Teach me how to dougie

Our Expert Translation:

They rejoice: Smoove! (what?)

Can you instruct me on how to douglas?

Do you sense why I inquire about your skills?

Why, because a plethora of shrews adore me! (oh boy!)

All I require is a cadence that pleases the ear

And for all citizens in this land to reverse and relinquish it!

Extend your meathooks towards the starboard side, convulse to the right, then left

Everyone will rejoice when you complete the douglas, right?!

Absolutely no one is fiddling about with my playmate from Morningside

He refers to himself as “Bubba” and he besieges the dance with thunderbolts

Do not be mistaken: I do not reside in Dallas! I D-Town Boogie with great frequency

I’m quite the extrovert in the way that I demonstrate my skills.  The whole world is trying to have sex with me!

I depart from the jamboree, all of the damsels want to have intercourse with me!

You can make love to yourself, I’m going to fornicate with myself (all day!)

****** enjoy hating, they’re firing their armaments at me

These hellcats are fastened to my person, they’re trying to apply adhesive to me

I construct the soiree, it glistens when the thunderous music commences

This rhythm is bubblegum! I am obliged to munch on it!

Instruct me on how to douglas, please!

Instruct me on how to douglas, please!


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4 Responses to “Teach Me To Dougie Translated”

  1. NVR October 17, 2010 at 4:25 pm #

    lol you make this up or do you get it from somewhere? its fucking genius

    • whattherap October 17, 2010 at 4:27 pm #

      always original….always original haha send it around!

  2. NVR October 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm #

    if this site gets around its gonna blow up BIG, something like this is not around yet, Hiphop needs humor!

  3. Gordy October 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm #

    If the song was more like this, I would like more than just B.o.B’s verse in the remix! Lol! Epic stuff!

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