Kanye Replaces Bottom Teeth with Diamonds

20 Oct
“Look, ma! No teeth!”

I wish I could say this was a fake news story.  Unfortunately, it seems as if Kanye has really gone off the fucking deep end now.  He has actually replaced several of his bottom teeth with tooth-shaped diamonds.  Not fillings.  Not grillz.  REAL MOTHER-LOVING DIAMONDS.  He appeared on Ellen to show off his new gear.  “It’s replaced my bottom row of teeth,” he says around the 7-minute mark of the video. “I just thought the diamonds were cooler.”  Yeah, Kanye.  I think it would be pretty cool to walk around with a wall clock around my neck, but…oh, wait.  It would be cool to put a naked gal on my album…oh, wait.  I know! It would be cool to publicly insult a talented young singer at an awards…oh, yeah.  That one has been done too.

Point is.  Kanye has lost his mind.  Come on, bro.  Seriously? I’m just literally embarrassed for you. You’re starting to look like a fucking clown.  (If you’ve been keeping track, nows the time to subtract another 5 points from Mr. West’s street cred, bringing him to -445 thug points)


7 Responses to “Kanye Replaces Bottom Teeth with Diamonds”

  1. 'RisRobot October 21, 2010 at 7:37 am #


    • whattherap October 21, 2010 at 10:27 am #

      not hate, just tough love.

      • Cam November 6, 2010 at 9:28 am #

        pshh, thats hate. Full blown hate.

  2. Alex Monyepao October 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm #

    I thnk Kanye can do watsoeva he wana do, infact i also wana replace ma whole side teeth wit platinum wen i get older. Dats jus critics at dey best, ada nyiggaz like Weezy got perm grillz and no1 is on dey case?! Leave Kanye alone, dats ma bro ryt der!!!

  3. k_rick October 22, 2010 at 7:41 pm #

    sad, but not surprising. call me a hater if you want, but if you’re making enough to have something worth so much that can be beaten the hell out of you with a couple good swings, installed in your face, you’re making enough to support a substantial number of impoverished people (who may in fact be fans).

    that’ll do, kanye. that’ll do.


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