25 Days of Rap: Day 4

5 Dec

THE BEST: Sorry, nothing can overcome today’s worst.

THE WORST: The fact that internet strangers search for “penises” and are directed to our site.

Yeah, you read that correctly.  To give you a little behind-the-scenes look at our operation here at WTR headquarters, we have an online stats system that tracks things like hits, comments, and search terms.  We’ve mentioned before that there has been a disturbing trend in our data.

Most of the top search terms that lead readers to whattherap.com make sense. Phrases like “teach me how to dougie” and “lil wayne sizzurp” are what we thrive on here.  Looking a little further on down the list, though, is this little blip in the analysis:

cali swag district

instruct me how to douglas lyrics

penises

wiz khalifa grinder

OK, we got some Cali Swag District, a little Dougie action, some Wiz Khalifa interest, and…penises.

Let’s make one thing clear: we don’t blog about penises.  You will be hard pressed to find a penis blog post on this site.  This is not whatthepenis.  Please, if you are looking for penises. we apologize that a link to our site comes up, and we hate to disappoint any potential fans, but no male genitalia can be found at this domain.

Sincerely,

Your friendly, neighborhood WTR team

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2 Responses to “25 Days of Rap: Day 4”

  1. NVR December 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm #

    Haha bij mentioning penis 20 times in this post, the connection between whattherap and penises has probably been increased. Lets make whattherap the top result when searching for penises!!

    • whattherap December 5, 2010 at 10:43 pm #

      You’re not helping our case by mentioning penises in your comment. Unless that is your purpose…touche

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