Am I Drunk or Did He Really Just Say “Anus”?

9 Dec

"Thank god I'm wearing pants"


“Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus”

– “Can’t Nobody Hold be Down” by Puff Daddy

I gotta be honest.  I’m a huge fan of Puff Daddy (formerly known as Sean Combs, more recently known as P.Diddy, but later known as Diddy but also commonly referred to by just “Puff” or “Puffy” and now part of the group Diddy-Dirty Money).  However, it’s hard not to wonder what the fuck he is talking about.

I mean, I can completely understand where he’s coming from — I’m both young and incredibly famous, and obviously have stacked up quite the pile of cash. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) I’ve never had it anywhere near my rear-end.  Is Diddy trying to tell us something here? This might be a really serious medical condition he’s suffering from. Perhaps he’s preparing for another name change — Anus Daddy? Ass-Cash? Oh wait…maybe this is why his group is called Diddy Dirty Money.



4 Responses to “Am I Drunk or Did He Really Just Say “Anus”?”

  1. Anonymous December 9, 2010 at 4:40 pm #

    Loving your recent stuff! Keep it up.

  2. NVR December 10, 2010 at 2:50 am #

    Didn’t he say ‘Money hanging out the Anus’? Which would be all the more disturbing btw.


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