“Daddy, I Want a Pony!” – Jamie Foxx

13 Dec

Guess I never realized how ridiculous Jamie Foxx is.  Apparently it took an explanation of how he received a fucking horse for his birthday on “The Ellen Degeneres Show” to really cement that notion into my head.  Check out around the 1:45 mark:

“That’s really L.A.”

Hmm…nope.  Last time I checked it’s the 21st century and Los Angeles is the second most populous city in America.  Sure, we hear about how bad traffic is out there but I’m pretty sure people haven’t resorted to riding horses around L.A.

Hollywood to LAX = approximately 30 minutes by car.
Hollywood to LAX = approximately never fucking calculated by horse because noone has ever ridden a horse to the Los Angeles International Airport.

It only gets better:

“Everybody else gettin’ like cakes and  I’m gettin’ like thoroughbreds.”

Can a man get a birthday cake?  I mean what kind of management did Jamie Foxx sign with that comes through on his birthday with a damn shetland pony?  He’s 43 years old.  I guarantee the dude is much more concerned with maintaining his superstar status as an actor and musician rather than becoming the next Kentucky Derby champ.

That’s his “Get that fucking horse out the crib this second” face.
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One Response to ““Daddy, I Want a Pony!” – Jamie Foxx”

  1. NVR December 14, 2010 at 3:53 pm #

    Yo thats just weird, haha. Still love Jamie though.

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