Juicy J is a Lightweight

19 Jan

Dear Juicy J,

You’re a weird guy.  First of all, your name is Juicy J.  You’re also a huge lightweight.

Let’s take a look at this line from your new song “California Highway (Prop 19)”:

“Take a few shots, after shots, till I fall and faint.”

I’m sorry that a few shots, which typically refers to 2 or 3, causes you to faint. You are either a 95 pound 7th grade girl or you might have something seriously wrong with you.  Might want to get that checked out.

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