Ke$ha’s “We R Who We R” Translated

2 Feb

“We R Who We R” by Ke$ha

Hot and dangerous
If you’re one of us, then roll with us
‘Cause we make the hipsters fall in love
And we’ve got hot-pants on enough
And yes of course because we’re running this town just like a club
And no, you don’t wanna mess with us
Got Jesus on my necklace

I’ve got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the side
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)

Tonight we’re going hard
Just like the world is ours
We’re tearin’ it apart
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!
We’re dancing like we’re dumb
Our bodies go numb
We’ll be forever young
You know we’re superstars — We are who we are!

Our Expert Translation

Above the boiling point and quite hazardous to my surroundings
If you’re akin to our species, then please tumble with us
We have an uncanny ability to make people with wide hips fall in love
And of course! Our pants cause us to experience third-degree burns!
We fired the city planner and now operate this municipality as if it were a nightclub.
It would be in your best interest not to partake in physical combat with my companions and I
Jesus Christ himself is currently suspended from neck
As we speak, my eyeballs are currently covered in glitter
All members of my contingent are wearing stockings obtained at the thrift store
We appear to be ailing for a terminal illness, which some find sexually appealing
Given the above circumstances, I believe it’s time to proceed! (Advance!)
Tonight we are transforming into creatures with rigid body structures
This is a result of our recent purchase of planet Earth
We are dismantling an abstract being known as “it”
I’m certain you all are aware of our superior status in relation to stars
Our current state of being is our current state of being!
We are performing at a level that brings to light our poor intellectual facilities
Feeling lost in our torso and limbs
Our age will not increase for the remainder of time
You know our status is superior to that of stars – our current state of being is our current state of being!

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