Breaking News: Chamillionaire Is A Weirdo

6 Mar

Chamillionaire — Congratulations, bro! You’re officially a freak. Why, you ask? It’s quite simple:

1. You’re preparing to release an album called Major Pain 1.5.  Just that alone is a little strange, no? You couldn’t have named it “cute bunny fairies” or something even more normal like your last several albums? (The Sound of Revenge, Ultimate Victory, etc.)

2. This album is being released in lieu of “Venom,” which has apparently been delayed indefinitely?

3. You’ve been releasing free tracks recently, which will lead up to an album entitled “The Playlist Poison.”

4. Based on #1-3, you clearly either have a fetish for hazardous materials/you are a sadist/masochist/strange guy.

5. Your name implies that you are both a shape-shifter/lizard and quite wealthy, neither of which we believe to be true given the current status of your career and the genetic improbability of such a creature being created.


3 Responses to “Breaking News: Chamillionaire Is A Weirdo”

  1. newrolove March 6, 2011 at 1:36 pm #
    write about this kid cuz his gunna be reaaaal

  2. NVR March 8, 2011 at 3:46 am #

    Ha! Why is this guy looking so angry? He’s definitely not happy with something..

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