Rick Ross Sets World Record For Most Nonsensical Lines On One Track

19 Mar

Please follow along as we dissect Rick “The Boss” Ross’ lyrical genius in the single “Nine Piece” off of his Ashes to Ashes mixtape.

Exhibit A:

“I’m selling dope, straight off the iPhone.”

Looking for customers to sell your illicit substances to? There’s an app for that. Oh wait, no there isn’t.

Exhibit B:

“Nine piece, straight eight balls.  MJG bitch I got eight balls.”

Right, you have eight testicles. I get the 8Ball & MJG reference, but is this really the most clever way you could come up with to shout out an old school Southern rap group?

Exhibit C:

“Shoe box, no shoes in ’em. In a two seater, me and two women.”

Let’s ignore the transition from an odd shoebox reference and take a look at the math here. A two seater = two available seats. Rick Ross in the car = 2-1, leaving 1 more available seat for a passenger. Two women does not equal one available seat. The Boss complicates the equation by weighing in at enough for three men.

Exhibit D (T.I.):

“On that Warren Buffet shit, that monkey shit behind me.”

Any time you reference Warren Buffet that’s +1 in my book.

Exhibit E:

“Why you snorting that, that shit stepped on.”

Huh? Someone stepped on you drugs? How did that even happen? Why are you leaving your drugs on the ground where people can step on them?


2 Responses to “Rick Ross Sets World Record For Most Nonsensical Lines On One Track”

  1. Jon March 29, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    you’re a fuckin moron. Exhibit E… if you dont get it dont listen to rap at all. it means that the coke has been stepped on wherever it’s harvested…. jesus christ ppl like you should kill themselves.

    • whattherap March 29, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

      Sorry bro, I guess I skipped Cocaine Harvesting 101 in school.

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