Tag Archives: DJ Khaled

I’m On One (Karetus Remix)

8 Jun

Downloaaaaaaad this.  It’s good.

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Breaking News: DJ Khaled Suffering from Laryngitis

28 May

IS HE STILL “THE BEST”? CAN HE STILL “REPRESENT THE GHETTO ACROSS THE WORLD?”

DJ Khaled made a name for himself by screaming it at the top of his lungs.  Now, after years of loud introductions before all of your favorite rap songs, he’s found his kryptonite: laryngitis.  He came out of the womb declaring “I represent the ghetto across the world” in 1975 and spent most of 2007 and 2008 ruining would-be good music by screaming over it. We would have believed him if he had just simply told us how hood he was…but apparently he wouldn’t settle for anything less than a full assault on our ears.  

Besides shouting at the top of his lungs into microphones, one of his major contributions to the rap world was his tendency to drop words from sentences, making them into awkward fragments.  For example: His 2008 album entitled “We Global.” 

But now, Khaled’s career-making signature voice is threatened.  The world will never be the same.  The man is OUT of his mind.  But at least he made sure we never forgot who were listening to during the first 25 seconds of a song.  

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