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Jersey Shore’s Angelina Can’t Distinguish Between Hot and Cold

1 Dec

This is a problem.  I’m all for new rappers entering the industry — but I’m worried about this.  Angelina Pivarnik from the “Jersey Shore” has her own single.  Check out this line:

“I’m hot/So hot…I’m like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top.  And I got a lot — no I won’t stop till a pop to the top.  I take a shot it hits the spot then dance a lot until I drop.

Here’s the major flaw in this song — She attempts to use a simile by saying “I’m hot like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top.” What she fails to realize is that things that are hot are not iced. Ice cream is cold.  Hot things are hot.  Hence, she’s not hot.

She also apparently looks/tastes/is? an ice cream cone with a cherry on top.  I’m not following the logic.  Maybe it’s a Jersey thing.

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